Wow! I last posted in .... uh.... maybe 1978? I haven't been available to post anything. My brain hasn't been available to post anything. I've been very bizzy, people. I'm a bizzy, bizzy woman. The mother needed to be moved. Remember? All she had to do was sit in the car and ride 400 miles. The huzbin and sister worked like dogs to get the move done. And then the huzbin and I worked like dogs on the other end to get the move done. Then the huzbin got sick. Then we made a quick trip across the country to visit the daughter and son in law. When we arrived, the daughter was sick. Then we came home and the huzbin was still sick. Oh yes, between the move and the sickness, the huzbin's father was diagnosed with a cancer and another possible cancer. In two very different places. Then he developed pneumonia, because two cancers aren't enough. And then the phone rings and I'll have to run to the grocery store because the mother needs some doughnuts (she's beginning to misunderstand our relationship). And then the dog develops two hot spots and the vet needs to see him. And then we make one of the 400 mile trips to the mother's house (one of many made in a 6 week period) and within 5 miles of the mother's house, the 6 week old car decides to die. Yes, die. So I'm driving a loaner because the car needs a new engine. Huh? Whatever.... I really don't even have time to think about that one. And the mother's EXTREMELY VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT EVER LOSE YOU WILL EVEN NEED THEM IN HEAVEN MEDICAL RECORDS get lost. The only things in the move we really, really needed are gone. Hello, more work for me. I'm only touching on the big things that have happened, although the hot spots aren't major, unless you're the dog and scratching the skin off your skeleton. I'm telling you, friends, when it rains, it pours. Good thing we have some big umbrellas. If you're reading this and think of anything else fun that's happened to us in the past 6 weeks, please keep it to yourself or I will come and punch in your face, then pop your head into your neck cavity, then jerk your head out through your ass. You will look ridiculous, but I'll feel sooooo good. Happy 4th. If you hear loud booms, look toward my side of town. It may not be fireworks at all. It could be something goin on here.....

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